Here's an excerpt:
"Who Needs Enemies When You Have Customers"
(A customer comes storming in a few days after a sale.)
Customer: “I want to speak to the person who sold me this!”
Customer: “I want to speak to the person who sold me this!”
Me: “Actually, I believe that was me. I remember you.”
Customer: “No, it couldn't have been you! The girl I spoke with had long hair!”
(I wordlessly take my hair out of the ponytail.)
Customer: “No, she was prettier than you are. I’ll come back tomorrow.”
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